Help! I can't see my toes!
For that matter, my ankles have been on vacation all week, so I haven't seen much of them either.
Oh sure, if I spent half of every day on my side, I could probably get my ankles back, but lying on my side is a good recipe for napping, and how many hours a day can you nap?
(Nevermind, don't answer that.)
I can't see my stretch marks either. They're all on the southern hemisphere, and I can't see that low in our bathroom mirror without standing on the edge of the bathtub.
Standing on the edge of the bathtub isn't seeming like a good idea, considering I can't see my toes.
Therefore: no toes, no ankles, no stretch marks either.
Problem solved.
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